if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
people who randomly compliment you on something you are insecure about are the nicest kind of people
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
are you serious
Yep, there are people out there who probably think that the name Ellen will curse their daughter.
Lesbianism is a BLESSING not a curse
Oh, I know :) It’s just some people believe that it’s a curse…you know, like Harry Potter is evil and promotes witchcraft.
I am gonna name my future daughter Ellen and read all the Harry Potter books to her so she shall grow up up become an AMAZING LESBIAN WITCH :D
There’ll be a huge upswing in girls named Ellen as more lesbians have children :)
And maybe even an upswing in the number of boys named Ellen too :p
*reblogs for later reference*
Love is love
Gorgeous Photography Series Portrays Gay Couples All Over The Globe. Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal. Summers hopes that one day he will have his photography in a touring exhibition, so he can continue to spread a little bit of romance all over the globe.
Conspiracies are definitely a white boy culture thing because women and poc don’t have to imagine an elaborate scenario in which the government fucks us over.